Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Clinton to Obama . . .

Clinton: Listen, rookie, we’re gonna have to share this thing.

Obama: Fine, you can have the 3 a.m. shift on the White House switchboard.

Clinton: Oh, you’re so witty with all your stupid rallies with 75,000 people and spending $100 million on ads to promote one puny word: Change. I’ve made sacrifices in this campaign. While you’ve been fake-eating and losing weight, I’ve had to stuff myself with all that greasy working-class junk food and chase it with Boilermakers.

From Maureen Dowd, The Last Debate.

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