Sunday, October 11, 2009

10月10日隨即的事情:Groh Delivers Mincer's Discount; UVA Law Blog Wins Pulitzer

Al Groh - great football coach or greatest football coach? All we know is that the store Mincers on the corner gives a discount percentage equal to the number of points that the Cavaliers scored. Yesterday, the 'Hoos rocked the Hoosiers 47-7. Weirdly, the Cavaliers (2-3, 1-0 ACC) are tied for first in their half of the division. We were at the game, and aside from the idiots shouting "not gay" every five minutes (literally how often UVA was scoring) both the team and the school looked good. FACT: Al Groh merely has to win the rest of the ACC games, and UVA will be in a BCS game. I'm going to book my flight to Miami now, just to be safe . . .

Jameel Sewell may not attend class, but he threw for over 300 yards yesterday, and rushed for a TD as well. With those kinds of numbers, who needs school?

Anyway, if you want get those stylish UVA mesh shorts for under 35 bucks, now's your chance!

UVA Law Blog has won the Pulitzer Prize! Of course the award was given not on the basis of anything that we have actually written, but rather as a result of our stated intention to produce the highest caliber of ground-breaking writing in the next year - don't worry though, we'll be donating the prize money to charity . . .

*雙十節!Yesterday, the Republic of China "marked" the 98th anniversary of its independence. The term is "marked" instead of "celebrated", because the Chinese government decided that instead of having a lavish celebration and parade as they had in years past, they would use the money that it would have spent on the festivities to help victims of the Morakot Typhoon, which killed almost 700 people. We support this. Maybe Obama should have canceled his inauguration and used the millions of dollars saved to help those who need it - - but then we would have had to go to school that day.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the heads up on Mincers.

Anonymous said...

actually, you won the pulitzer bc the blog before you was so incredibly sucky by comparison you are god.

Anonymous said...

Very good work and excellent post! Cheers!